They alleged that I did this to our house every morning.
That’s why I’ve been put on exile for the past 4 nights.
A smart dog like me knows which facts are true.
I’d say I agree on the ‘pretty’ part
No drooling way!
I say, show me evidence!
Doggie court cannot put to prison an innocent dog
I demand bail!
Those Chew eez will do just fine.
Ms. Secretary, you are a lawyer aren’t you?
Do you think a sweet puppy boy like me
should be put to doggie prison?
My smart manong Heinz said they can’t.
Not unless there is a teeth-sinking,
E V I D E N C E
So what if they have all.
I’m getting back to my defense.
I am a handsome puppy boy.
And handsome puppy boys
CAN get away with anything.
Now, can someone looking like this be GUILTY?