Manang had been saying that I’ve been pretty destructive lately.
They alleged that I did this to our house every morning.
That’s why I’ve been put on exile for the past 4 nights.
They alleged that I did this to our house every morning.
That’s why I’ve been put on exile for the past 4 nights.
A smart dog like me knows which facts are true.
I’d say I agree on the ‘pretty’ part
But Destructive?
No drooling way!
I say, show me evidence!
Doggie court cannot put to prison an innocent dog
I demand bail!
Those Chew eez will do just fine.
Ms. Secretary, you are a lawyer aren’t you?
Do you think a sweet puppy boy like me
should be put to doggie prison?
My smart manong Heinz said they can’t.
Not unless there is a teeth-sinking,
Shoe sole shattering
Chair tumbling,
Paper scattering
E V I D E N C E
Okay.
So what if they have all.
I’m getting back to my defense.
I am a handsome puppy boy.
And handsome puppy boys
CAN get away with anything.
Now, can someone looking like this be GUILTY?
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5 comments:
Aki, even if I don't handle criminal cases anymore, I'm willing to defend you but...but Aki, the evidence against you are just too strong. I suggest plea bargaining.
Your Mommi Secretary
Gee Aki.. seems like all the evidence is working against you. Ok if all else fails, try the innocent puppy-dog eyes as the last resort.. works like magic every time!! ** good luck buddy! **
hi huskee!
do you think there's a way for me to put the blame on my sister? hehehe.. Exile is a drag
Mommy Secretary:
Don't they have any ruling against imprisoning handsome puppy boys like moi? I know MoyMoy had been put to prison once. Maybe I should talk with him about it. I could ask for some tips to convince the judge to drop this dratted case
An overly caffeinated Aki
Aki! Look at what a handsome pup you are! I never got to do any of that destructo stuff because mom kennel trained me. If I did do it, I would be proud!
xo
SB
aki, moy-moy cried his way out of prison. he cried like a girl hihihi!
-trudis
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