Eight Months of Koykoy Bliss

What day is Today?

By The Pooper Scooper

Something feels weird today. I was busy checking for damages brought about by my manong in my sleeping cage, while he was busy drinking off my puppy water bottle (Manang told me he couldn't have one since he is only interested in turning it into a football) when manong called us. "Can somebody tell me what day is today?" manong asked."hmmm... We don't really know manong. Why, What day is today?"

"Is today the day you'll buy me toy mousies so I can finally stop playing with those old jelly ace containers?

"Is today the day I visit the grooming lady so I can finally have my puppy cut and all the doggies start laughing over my fat belly?"
"Is today the day I visit the dentist and get my denchures so I can finally knock all the ladies down with my perfect smile?" "Me manang! Me, manang! I know what day is today!""Today we celebrate manong Aki's 8th monthly birthday!"

"Oh. Is that today already...?"

"Well then Poopie. Why don't we sing a big woofy 'Happy Birthday' to your manong Aki?"

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY! HAPPY BIRTHDAY MANONG AKI! AWWWOOOO!!!!

WE LOVE YOU SO MUCH MANONG AKI!!!!!!!